#311: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 24: Bullies From Beyond

It is a sad truth that children—more so than any others in society—are tormented by those bigger and stronger than themselves. Exacerbating this already troubling trend is the fact that these misanthropic yobbos can be corporeal, inhuman or decidedly dead. In this episode we explore terrifying true tales of kids being antagonized (or outright attacked) by an array of massive, red-eyed, moist-footed monstrosities as well as a tiny, toothy goblin with a taste for human flesh and a sinister skeletal secret.

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#310: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 23: Blast From The Past: Copenhagen Vs. Kinchafoonee

In the wild world of Cryptozoology, spontaneous sightings of one off weirdos is the rule rather than the exception, but every now and then we come across an account, revealing that what seemed to be a one and done encounter is actually just the beginning of what will become repeated run-ins with these anomalous animals. Here we present two never before heard eyewitness accounts from folks who claim to have seen these potentially malefic monstrosities a second time!

Copenhagen Devil
https://cryptonautpodcast.com/podcast/43-copenhagen-devil/

Grey Ghost Of Kinchafoonee
https://cryptonautpodcast.com/podcast/30-grey-ghost-of-kinchafoonee/ 

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#309: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 22: Dark Denizens Of The Forest

The shadow, shrouded woods of the world harbor all kinds of bloodthirsty predators. Humans are all too familiar with most of these carnivorous critters, but there are few who seem to defy the zoological record; dwelling in that nebulous void between the unknown and high strangeness. It is with these seemingly insidious entities that we concern ourselves today.

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#308: E.S.M.B. Listener Stories Part 21: Revenge Of The Puppet People 

Since the dawn of history, children have loved puppets. Long before Kermit, Gonzo, Lamb Chop, Howdy Doody or even the violent 16th-century antics of Punch and Judy, kids worldwide have been delighted by small lumps of clay, wood and fabric being brought to life by master storytellers. Even with all the distractions of the modern world, puppeteers still manage to delight young and old alike… but there’s a ghastly yin to this goofy yang: terrifying accounts of kids who’ve had harrowing encounters with small, inhuman, fully autonomous and evidently evil entities who’ve assumed the guise of beloved children’s characters in order to stalk the youngest and most innocent among us… here are three true-life accounts of these deranged doll-like beings sent to us by those who experienced it. Count von Count is back ….. 

Count von Count Encounters:
https://cryptonautpodcast.com/podcast/152-e-s-m-b-listener-stories-part-10/

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