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#452: The Gospel Of Miami Part 3: The Devil Smokes Newports

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On Christmas morning, 1996, Bloody Mary and her mutinous minions took heaven by storm, Satan was betrayed, God barely escaped, the angels were exiled to Earth, and homeless children across the US began receiving dispatches from spectral messengers. In God’s absence, the highest hope these already troubled kids had was to die a good death so they could be taken to a secret base in the Everglades and join a holy army of the living dead: a force led by an angelic underground, a couple of consecrated crocodilians and a mysterious Blue Lady who lives in the sea… Merry F#@%ing Christmas, it’s the end of the world.

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#451: The Gospel Of Miami Part 2: Target Earth

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On the holiest night of the year, the unthinkable happened: a vast horde of demons, led by the Virgin Mother and Satan’s former ally—re-branded as a cruel combination of child-slaying La Ll(YA) orona and the mirror-dwelling monstrosity known as Bloody Mary—came roaring from the fiery depths of Hell, stormed the gates of Heaven and, against all odds, became the new rulers of paradise. With Heaven under her control, Mary, armed with her blood-red rosary, once again whipped her hellish forces into a fury… Their next stop: Target Earth.

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#449: The Gospel Of Miami Part 1: 1996 — The Fall Of Heaven

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In late 1996—with the world teetering ever closer to the edge of a new millennium—something extraordinary began to spread among the youngest and most vulnerable of America’s homeless population. It was a story. Not a rumor nor urban legend but a complex mythology that seemed to have erupted, fully-fledged, over the course of a single night. An underground phenomenon that spontaneously emerged from coast to coast—told by the dead to the living—detailing an epic battle between heaven and hell; wherein the utterly unthinkable occurred.

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