#453: Hitchhiking Horrors: Ono’s Expedition

For decades the dangers of hitchhiking have been illustrated both in pop fiction and all-too-real accounts of those unlucky enough to have picked-up (or been picked-up by) the wrong person. But while stories surrounding the sundry horrors of violence, torture and murder are more than enough to keep most well clear of the hitchhiking scene, there’s yet another factor that ought concern late night motorists; that of paranormal passengers capable of taking one on a ride so dark and twisted that those involved can only wish that they had heeded their parent’s childhood warning… and never, ever talked to strangers.

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#452: The Gospel Of Miami Part 3: The Devil Smokes Newports

On Christmas morning, 1996, Bloody Mary and her mutinous minions took heaven by storm, Satan was betrayed, God barely escaped, the angels were exiled to Earth, and homeless children across the US began receiving dispatches from spectral messengers. In God’s absence, the highest hope these already troubled kids had was to die a good death so they could be taken to a secret base in the Everglades and join a holy army of the living dead: a force led by an angelic underground, a couple of consecrated crocodilians and a mysterious Blue Lady who lives in the sea… Merry F#@%ing Christmas, it’s the end of the world.

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#451: The Gospel Of Miami Part 2: Target Earth

On the holiest night of the year, the unthinkable happened: a vast horde of demons, led by the Virgin Mother and Satan’s former ally—re-branded as a cruel combination of child-slaying La Ll(YA) orona and the mirror-dwelling monstrosity known as Bloody Mary—came roaring from the fiery depths of Hell, stormed the gates of Heaven and, against all odds, became the new rulers of paradise. With Heaven under her control, Mary, armed with her blood-red rosary, once again whipped her hellish forces into a fury… Their next stop: Target Earth.

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