#56: E.S.M.B. – Vampire Boyfriend

Paranormal babies, existential orgasms and time travel scams. You’ve been squatched!

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Bride-to-be Amethyst Realm is about to marry a ghost — and says they’ve already consummated the marriage
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Acting AG Matt Whitaker under fire for alleged Bigfoot, toilet, time travel scams
https://www.syracuse.com/us-news/index.ssf/2018/11/matt_whitaker_bigfoot_toilet_time_travel.html

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#55: Texas Big Bird

While this flying, ape-faced monstrosity may share the same moniker as the affectionate, yellow plumed character adored by millions on Sesame Street, anyone who encountered this abomination in the late 1970s will tell you that this creature is anything but lovable.

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TEXAS BIG BIRD: (TEXAS)
https://www.cryptopia.us/site/2010/10/big-bird-texas-usa/ 

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#54: Garson Invaders

According to the files of Project Blue Book, a young, immigrant miner had an all too close encounter with a trio of colossal, cycloptic, insectoid creatures whose appearance and secret message were so disturbing that the eyewitness passed out from sheer terror.

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GARSON INVADERS: (CANADA)

GARSON INVADERS: (CANADA)

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#53: Sam The Sandown Ghost Clown

In the spring of 1973, two children had a run in with an inexplicable clown-like entity that eerily beckoned to them from beneath a bridge and managed to lead them into what some have speculated was an alternate dimension.

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SAM THE SANDOWN GHOST CLOWN: (ENGLAND)

SAM THE SANDOWN GHOST CLOWN: (ENGLAND)

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