In 2008 a Ukrainian couple claimed to have been snatched up by curious creatures from another world. But, while many aspects of their experience mirror those of classic alien abduction lore, there were a few strange twists that transformed this case from a run of the mill extraterrestrial encounter into one of the most bizarre interplanetary kidnappings on the books.

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Although she’s allegedly been threatened by her fellow countrymen for divulging a what some consider to be not only a sensitive, but also sacred national secret, an Icelandic mom has come forward to reveal that citizens of Europe’s most sparsely populated country have for centuries been engaging in carnal relations with pocket-sized, non-human entities… and that the sex is fucking awesome!

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At the dawn of the 20^th century, the tiny town of Van Meter Iowa became the epicenter of a series a terrifying incidents with one of the oddest entities ever chronicled; an utterly bizarre, bioluminescent, beast that drove the local populace into a state of sheer panic.

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Recorded live at the Thirsty Pug – June 29th 2019

THE SALESMAN
In the late 1960s, a teen from the east coast of England would have one of the most traumatizing and outright bizarre all-too-close-encounters on record, when she was confronted by what she initially assumed was a door to door salesman, but what she quickly came to realize was an entity unlike any she’s ever encountered… one which drove home the oft repeated lesson instilled by her parents to never talk to strangers.

THE ROCK-HEADED JELLYFISH TRIO
In the dead of night, midway through the first decade of the new millennium, a terrified Tucson resident would have a surreal face-to-rocky-face encounter with a troika of hideous home invaders who not only defied the conventions of terrestrial biology—but the fundamental laws of physics themselves.

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